Chiefs- 2-16 they are going to be terrible, it will be a fight for them to not be the top pick next year. The only thing good in KC is Larry Johnson and he will be running into a brick wall that they call their Oline. There isnt much to say about them.
Raiders- 5-11 which is a 25% improvement but still not great. In an attempt to boost revenue to pay for their spending spree and draw more people to the games the Raiders officially make every game a costume party, unfortunately there is more action in the stands than on the field. Javon Walker does his part and dresses up for every game as a cripple. JaMarcus Russell improves and shows the league he is ready to be a mediocre QB in the NFL. They also experiment with a short yardage package involving Russell lining up in the backfield kinda like William "the refrigerator" Perry did for the Bears.
Chargers- 10-6 they again start out of the gates slow with a 1-4 record because it takes that long for Norv Turner to realize that he has LT in the backfield. He realizes this after Phillip Rivers trips over his ego and re-tears his ACL. With Billy Volek at the helm they make a tremendous comeback but come up just a bit shy.
Broncos- 11-5 well I'm sitting here sipping on homer juice (you may know as Orange Crush.) We realize how terrible Jim Bates was for us as our defense makes huge strides in stopping the run allowing Champ and Dre' to do what they do. Jay Cutler has a great year and he makes it to the Pro Bowl along with Brandon Marshall and Travis (I know what rubbers are now) Henry. They average somewhere around 28 points a game.
